Canyon People. And new stylish house decor.

I'm back from my recent trip to southern Utah to do South Maidenwater Canyon and a Leprechaun Canyon.

While not as near death-y as last time, I was pretty excited about how the trip turned out. The canyons were awesome. And the people I got to go with rocked. Even more awesome? The people we met. While it's best that I don't blog about most of them, just know: I met some interesting people. 

Here is the whole awkward clan in Leprechaun Canyon. 

And here is the whole awkward gang in Maidenwater.

Thanks for all the planning and thought you put into this trip, Neil. You're a cutie. And thanks guys! You're...cute too?

IN OTHER NEWS:

This is big you guys. (False) Meo and I have been working out our decorating differences. I think we came up with a nice compromise. 

Cats. Because, in Meo's world, you can't go wrong with cats. While I don't TOTALLY agree... I went with it to prove to my little crafty housewife friends out there that THEIR HOUSE IS NO BETTER THAN MINE. Whew. Had to get that off my chest. 

Take that everyone. You'll be clawing (pun) to get your hands on cat paintings soon enough. 

Yes yes. The rest of the house has some vintage flair and classy women.
BUT don't mind that.
Cats go with everything...

Can you tell who made which one?

I know. It's hard.

Crafty Cards For Sale NOW!

I'm not crafty at all. I have no creative bones in my body. It ticks me right off when I look on peoples blogs and facebooks and see these cute little crafty crafts they have done. "WHY are you posting this?" So, in my desperate search to find some cute craft I have done...that I could write a whole blog about... I realized that I am a tremendous card maker. As of 2 days ago.

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First Date

I haven't been on a "first date" for a long time. Jane and I decided to go on a much needed date.

We chatted about life on the drive over to Logan river to
longboard. We giggled and had so much in common!

Hehehe!!!!!!! Just having fun longboarding && scootering!
SUCH A BLAST

Joke. It was dark, weird, and something smelled like cologne.
Jane kept commenting on how badly she hates first dates.
 And thats just a date killer right there...

We got ice cream. 

We had SOOO much fun!! Giggle giggle!!

Thanks Jane for the 100% perfect/non-complainy/non-typical/perfect match date.

Candle Babies

Last night I dreamt that I gave birth to a candle.

Like this (candle holder not included).

Luckily the actual birthing part was not included in my dream. What WAS included was how disappointed my mother was that I had given birth to a candle out of wedlock. 

I felt scared. Alone. Judged. HOW WAS I GOING TO CARE FOR THIS CANDLE?!

Every time I tried to hold my candle it would begin to melt all over me. So, I did what any normal person would do with their candle. I put my candle on a table. 

Most normal people don't consider their candle to be a child. Unfortunately, I was stuck with a mistake I couldn't undo.... a candle, that everyone believed to be a baby. Or, a candle baby. Or a baby with candle-like characteristics? I dunno.

A few hours later my mom came to check on me. She was furious. How dare I leave my candle on the table unattended! I'm too young for the responsibilities of a candle! Do I even remember that I have a candle? Do I remember where it is?

I'm too young to be having candles.

My mother went through the basement today and came up with a ton of my long lost artwork and letters. Awesome.

I was obviously writing a really great book.

"Dear Katie, I'm 8 too! I love all sports too! I have brown hair too!  I have blue eyes. My favorite color is red.  Do you like flowers? I do. Do you have any pets? I have 2 dogs and 1 cat. Love, Kirsten Robbins 3-16-99"

"Dear Kelsey (Jensen), You're invited to spy on the neighbors next Friday at 3:56. We need time. Be there."

Myka Draney drew up this shnazy wedding announcement. It's announcing mine and Justin Walkers wedding set for June 5, 2011. Awesome. We'll make that happen as soon as we can get rid of his beloved girlfriend Becca Carlisle and steal him from the mission which he is currently serving in California. It's not too late to make this happen!

It's a deer. Waving.

Basically, my mother wouldn't read me a story. "Hou wod you fel"?????

Bacon and a Cat T-shirt

Today, I just really like this peppered bacon. I like it lots.
Snag your very own pound of bacon at Smiths. It's cheap too!

Jane likes my bacon as well....

I really like my cat shirt too. I'm very very proud of it. 

It's backwards (webcam picture, real cam still MIA).

So you're all thinking "I don't care about your bacon and your lame cat shirt."

...........................................................You're welcome anyway.

Karma Moment:
Last night I watched a movie in which a young women fell down the stairs and was hurt. I laughed. How silly! I mean, she was a young woman! Who falls down the stairs and hurts themselves in their 20's???


I'll now answer that question.

I fell down the stairs this morning.

Haircut Woes?

I really hate posts about "My New Haircut!". Buuuut, I always do things I make fun of people for.

Ex: I really hate when other people hold hands while they drive. "Why are you doing that? Are you going to loose her out the window? I think not." BUT I do it anyway. Guilty. 


I think my hair is fantastic. Only 2 people have noticed I actually got a hair cut. One told me I looked emo-anima. The other asked me what happened to the mangled chunk of hair on my left side (intentional). So, that's awesome I guess. : /

Hip hip hooray for another few months of hair that in it's tiny, squeaky hair-voice, screams "Leave me alone! You just don't understand me! It's my life, I'll do what I want with it." Oh my hair. Such a drama queen.