I've been working at the Browning kiosk in the Ogden mall. Annnd I don't really hunt. At all. But I promised my boss (Neil's kind cousin) that I'd dress the part. Ya know. In order to gain customer's trust and make more money.
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| Hunter orange 100%-animal-killing cotton hoodie. Paired with a hick vest. |
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| Denim suit. Paired with an I-love-guns style coyote howling shirt. Hunters always trust people in denim suits. |
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| Oversized Indian/Wolf t-shirt. I was hoping the hot indian lady would draw in more male cliental. Besides, they don't care if stuff fits... |
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| I went all out. Glamour deer shirt. Paired with real fur. Hunters don't like the fake stuff. They can spot a fake hunter from a mile away (with their Bushnell Excursion 8x42 binoculars). And I, children, am no fake hunter. |
I didn't make Neil's cousins any money.
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