I've been working at the Browning kiosk in the Ogden mall. Annnd I don't really hunt. At all. But I promised my boss (Neil's kind cousin) that I'd dress the part. Ya know. In order to gain customer's trust and make more money.
|Hunter orange 100%-animal-killing cotton hoodie. |
Paired with a hick vest.
|Denim suit. Paired with an I-love-guns style coyote howling shirt.|
Hunters always trust people in denim suits.
|Oversized Indian/Wolf t-shirt. I was hoping the hot indian|
lady would draw in more male cliental. Besides, they don't
care if stuff fits...
|I went all out. Glamour deer shirt. Paired with real fur. Hunters don't like|
the fake stuff. They can spot a fake hunter from a mile away
(with their Bushnell Excursion 8x42 binoculars).
And I, children, am no fake hunter.
I didn't make Neil's cousins any money.