Hierarchy of Campus Travelers:
1. People of Walking Descent
|Aw. Look how hot she is! The hottest|
people walk (like me, right? maybe?).
2. Those That Bike
|Ignore the fact that this is clearly Miley|
Cyrus. Ok. Now. Bikers are cool.
|They're hot (no, not as hot as Neil), and they usually|
know what they're doing.
|Longboarders are at a 50/50 point right now.|
Half of the USU campus knows how to longboard.
And the other half is just painful to watch.
Cause they don't know what they're doing.
Or how to stop.
Also, -10 points if you use a stick.
5. Those That Are Talented At Scootering
|Do you remember that time you got a scooter when you were|
5? Do you remember that time that you realized you're now
20-something? Yea, most people on campus haven't
realized that either.
6. He/She Who Must Unicycle
|Blah. I swear no one cares that you only|
have one wheel. Also, no one is impressed
when you fall on other humans.
7. Those That Ripstick
|"Oh hey there! I'm just walking on|
the sidewalk. In a straight line.
I hope I'm not in the way of your
wobbling... Sorry about that."
8. The Stand Up Tricycle Guy
There's really no picture to describe this guy.
But I will say this: Huge Tricycle. Takes up
the entire sidewalk. Forces everyone else to
walk on grass. Thanks, Tricycle man. Really.