|Let me repeat: We don't want everybody's business|
(So don't bring your friends because
we're pretty sure they're gonna steal something.)
But guess who came to wish me well on my last day of work??
|This guy!! Do you recognize him??|
|How about if I add his Gazelle machine?|
Ok ok. It's Tony Little! Come on guys! He does infomercials for exercise equipment! He's pretty much a workout equipment superstar!
This was pretty much our interaction today.
Ok I lied. We pretty much just looked at each other lots.
HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED:
He walked into my shoe department and started touching every shoe that was within reach. He's short. First I couldn't stop staring cause I knew that I knew him from somewhere. Then I couldn't stop staring because his hair flowed gorgeously from his workout hat. My hair will never be that amazing, I thought to myself. Then when I walked up to him and asked if he needed help, I noticed he had a heavy amount of MAKEUP on.
Let the stare off begin.
I starred thinking "Who IS this guy??"
He starred back thinking "I wish I wasn't so famous and ripped!! There's no one that can take their eyes off me!"