Whoever the has been INSIDE my house peeking through my window...
Whoever the has been standing in my driveway after I park and get out of my car...
Whoever is undoubtedly unstable and has been showing up at my house asking for me...
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| You should know that I have mace... |
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| ...and a rape key chain with an added skull keychain bonus... |
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| ...and I sleep with a baseball bat next to my bed. |
Also I have a knife somewhere which I can't seem to currently find.
BUT
Try and touch me. I dare you. See what happens.
But really, I'm too busy right now. I've got too much to do. And while smashing a creepers knee caps would only take me seconds... I'd prefer to do it after this semester is over. So just hold off for a bit. Thanks.
Text me. Have you seriously been seeing someone? Someone else in the ward has too. I think we need to start filing some complaints.
ReplyDeleteUm that house sucks. Pretty sure I have a similar post that's a letter to the creeper lurking around that house and sneaking in when I lived there. Not cool
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