I'm not an animal lover. At all. If I were an animal lover, I'd love these:
|1. A JACKALOPE|
A. Why? Probably because of my somewhat awkward obsession with this clip: Boundin'
It's tacky. Don't judge me. I've only watched it like 8 times which is not as weird as some of you Disney princess lovers out there...
B. I am in love with the Jackalope Museum at the gas station in Dubois, WY.
|This is Kaylen, Me, and Myka on the jackalope at the jackalope museum.|
Ignore the fact that it is ridiculously tiny and shouldn't even be here.
|2. A LLAMA|
A. They're freakishly majestic.
B. I want to take one on a pack trip.
|3. AN OCTOPUS|
A. It's just awkward. Yet I feel like the octopus has accepted its awkardness and made it the new cool.
|4. A UNICORN|
a. It's more realistic than an octopus (which actually is real).
b. It's magical.
c. It would make the best pet. I don't feel like it would be hard to clean up after a unicorn. I mean,
have you ever heard of a unicorn shedding? Pooping? I didn't think so.