Friday, April 13, 2012

Rain Puddle Strip Tease.

It rained today. And that means rain puddles. I know. You know. We're all aware of the puddles.  What you may be unaware of is how cool puddle jumping really is. It should be an extreme sport. And I should be the world champion. Cause I'd like to be. It'd just make me feel good.

I begged Neil to go puddle jumping with me. He declined. But since he knew I'd be lonely, and since I make puddle jumping look soo o o good, he stood far off to the side and took pictures.

I started with a full outfit. Sexy.

























Mm mm. Would you look at those Keens? So sexy. I can hardly stand it.

























Ok ok. Ya got me. Though comfortable, the Keens aren't sexy. So I took them off.
















And then all of a sudden, it was like, if the shoes come off, everything else had to come off. Pop! Into thin air my clothes went. And I was left, momentarily suspended in the air, with my mothers swimsuit which she wore in the 80's. Since I desperately needed a new swimsuit, I made her mail it to me. And ever since I have patiently waited for the day when I could gallop around in my matronly, yet sexy, one piece. And today was that day.


Unfortunately however, I suspect the swimsuit's "shelf bra" probably gave out somewhere in the mid 90's. Which left my dangles...danglin'. Unsupportive swimsuits. Not sexy.


So if you know me very well, you know what my last/favorite resort was. 



Nude puddle jumping.













Ok ok. I lied. Though nude puddle jumping would be my favorite/last resort. We ACTUALLY took Neils last resort option.

And he only took pictures from the knees down. 

4 comments:

  1. HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

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  3. Nosy Neighbor #3May 22, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    Katie-- next time you go puddle jumping & Neil doesn't wanna-- TAKE ME!!! it's one of my favorite things :D btw, way cute pics & who says the 80's swimsuit doesn't still have something going for it ;)

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  4. I have just installed iStripper, so I can watch the best virtual strippers on my taskbar.

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